The Grand Diety Anything - Done with having other faiths battle for His/Her cause, Anything has emerged to fight the battle Him/Herself!! With the aid of these Swords:
Coinspinner, Sword of Chance
Doomgiver, Sword of Justice
Farslayer, Sword of Veangeance
and Shieldbreaker, Sword of Force
Anything will defeat any and all opponents to the faith! Remember, Anything can (and will) happen!
Sir Alwyn the Prophet
a.k.a. Julius Caesar
a.k.a. Matthew Sakai (Don't ask me about this name; it only came to me in a dream.)}
{Oh, yes! Almost forgot the date! Today is the 20th day of the 2nd month of the first year of the Revelation.
a.k.a. a.d. Kal. Jun. a.u.c. MMDCCXLIII
a.k.a. May 31, 1990 (Happy 16th, Liz!!) [Don't ask about the date; it, too, came to me in a dream.] At least I think it was a dream.}
{Now on to the CODE!(Or maybe the codeine?!..}
{Excuse me for not closing my parentheses in the previous line! A heinous crime, I know! Maybe you)should punish me by reading these notes! ^(Closing parenthesis)*}
{*This robot has been seriously revamped since the time of the insertion of the above comments(i.e., its no longer suicidal!!), and the updated version of the above follows:
(Of course, the spirit of the robot is the same, I needn't explain it again(do I?), so:
Written by Sir Alwyn the Prophet
aka Julius Caesar
aka Matthew Sakai
aka Lorelei the Seeker
aka The One and Only Red Banana
(This last title is strictly an honorific, as I am guite a violet banana and am obviously not worthy of a literal rendition.)
Today was (the last time I checked, they slip by so quickly, as if they didn't want me to see them) XIX a.d. Kal. Feb. auc MMDCCXLIV, or the 4th Day of the 10th Month of the 1st Year of the Revelation to Saint Lorelei, or 14 January, Anno Domini 1991, for all those heathen Christians out there.
{It happened again!! Boy, once people figure out a pirate's gone soft it's nothing but work, work, work!! Speaking of pirates, I hope you're not thinking of pirating my code, but even if you are, remember: you have to get by my passwords first! (Check! There isn't any code here, just mindless comments! I will give you aone int that may or may not make the passwords easier to figure out, but its elsewhere in these comments (I hope!).) Meanwhile, never forget the philosophy of the Great God Anything and His/Her Prophet, Sir Alwyn the Unknown, that life is like an onion ring, and the world is like a ball of twine. (A small ball, so that the onion ring can go around it, like life encircles the earth. Neat,huh?) However, fish are like onion rings, but entirely unlike life. How? Simple: Some onion rings are like life, and some are like fish, but those like life are not like fish, and those like fish are not like life!! (However, they're all completely unlike the Anti-Existentialist New Yorker, who's sort of like Lucifer, only without a pitchfork.)
Now, in keeping with the RoboWar theme, I'd like to say a few words about strategy: Stationareries stink. (How well do you expect a piece of paper to do against one of these robots? Not a chance!) And speaking of stationery targets (or even stationary targets), a great weapon to use against them is the Holy Handgrenade...
A R M A M E N T S
CHAPTER II
Verses 9-21
...And Saint Antiloch raised the Handgrenade on high, saying,"O Lord, bless this Thy Handgrenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the carp, and the anchovies,...[Here my memory fades past legibility, and I am forced to skip down to where I can read it again.]...(Skip a bit, Brother Maynard.) And the Lord spake, saying "First must thou pull out the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three, no more, no less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, nor either shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedst staight to three. Five is straight out. Once counting the number three, being the third number being reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Handgrenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. Thus the history and usage of the Holy Handgrenade is known to all.}
{CARPE DIEM!!!}
{And Last but not Least, the Oath of Peace:
Do not hurt where holding is enough;
Do not wound where hurting is enough;
Do not maim where wounding is enough;
Do not kill where maiming is enough;
The greatest warrior is he who does not need
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